Beating the Bishop
“Beating the Bishop” is a slang expression for masturbating in men.
The expression is based on the act comically resembling beating something between your legs by the up-and-down movement of the arm as if wielding a hammer, and the “Bishop” is in turn slang for the penis which is receiving all of this attention.
Example usage:
“I wager that he has retreated to the shower so he can beat the bishop!”
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