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    Carpet-Muncher

    Carpet-Munching is a slang term for cunnilingus, the term for oral sex performed on a female, particularly the stimulation of the clitoris and the vulva by the tongue until orgasm.

    A Carpet-Muncher is therefore someone who engages in a spot of rug-munching.

    There are various other slang terms for carpet-munching including muff-diving, rug-munching and “eating hairy-pie.”

    Example usage:

    “Are you a carpet-muncher, or are you just acting like one?”.

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