A Clusterfuck is a horribly mismanaged situation which due to our inability to multi-task is going wrong across many areas simultaneously.

Clusterfucks happen in all areas of life, where they have the greatest impact is when they happen in our sex life or our work life.

The biggest clusterfucks try to combine the two, like when the extra-marital affair you are having with your boss gives him or her a chronic crab infestation and results in you getting the sack at exactly the same time your partner finds out about the affair and your bank wants you to remortgage – with another bank!