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    Dickwad is the piece of toilet paper that is used to catch and mop up the sperm ejaculated after a successful session with the Palm Sisters, aka masturbating.

    The gooey paper is then scrunched up into a wad and thrown from a distance to see if you can get it into the toilet bowl in one attempt.

    Dickwad has become a general term of abuse to insult ineffectual or annoying people, mainly male.

    Example usage:

    “Hey, dickwad, stop sticking your nose into our business!”.

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