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    Earboob

    Earboob is the contact between the breast of a standing woman and the ear of someone seated when greeting each other with a hug.

    Getting earboob can be the highlight of an evening when it is received from an otherwise unattainable female and a boob on the ear is the closest one is likely to get to said part of her anatomy.

    Example usage:

    “Last nigh I got earboob from Cindy, I won’t wash my ear til the day I die!”.

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