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    A Fartmeister is someone who excels at the art of flatulence.

    A “Fartmeister” is someone who farts constantly at the most inappropriate times and with the most devastating intensity.

    From the German word Meister, meaning champion, and fart, which means the breaking of the wind.

    Example usage:

    “Was that you, fartmeister, or is there a rotting carcass nearby?”.

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