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    Hail Damage

    Hail Damage is slang for cellulite on a woman.

    The origin of this slang term is the similarity between the small dents made by hail on affected cars to the small dents in tissue seen on cellulite sufferers.

    Example usage:

    “She looked alright up top, but then I noticed the hail damage below!”.

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