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    Masturbator

    Someone who excites their own sexual organs for fun, usually until reaching orgasm. Calling someone a masturbator carries the insinuation that they are unable to find a willing sexual partner and must therefore resort to doing it themselves. Billy Connolly, the Scottish comedian, has a a funny sketch where he describes his first sexual experience: “It was dark, it was hurried. I was alone!”.

    Example usage:

    “Stop being a masturbator and come and join the party!”.

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