Porksword is a slang expression for the male penis.

In the early 1990’2 a Porker, short for “Porksworder” was also slang for a Porsche sports car based on the mispronunciation of the marquee as well as the slang expression “Porksword” for penis, implying that owning a Porsche was a great way of getting laid.

The porksword can be seen as the perfect complement to the vertical bacon sandwich.