Pub Cricket is a sporting endeavour which involves standing in a crowded pub with your mates. The batsmen stands in the natural passage way left by the clusters of other drinkers to allow other patrons to walk to and from the bar. The batsmen holds his pint with the elbow at breast-height and every time a woman bumps her breast on his elbow walking past he scores a run. Getting both breasts counts as a six, while an annoyed look from one of the women gets him out.
“We played pub cricket all night yesterday, it was quite a hoot!”.