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    Vertical Bacon Sandwich

    Vertical Bacon Sandwich is a slang phrase for the female sexual organ.

    The origin of this phrase is shrouded in mystery, but most likely it is a reference to the labia, the major externally visible portions of the vulva, which at least does have the quality of being vertical.

    Example usage:

    “I’m looking forward to tucking into some vertical bacon sandwich tonight!”.

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